Nov. 4, 2012

Observations.... Not Nice!

by Andy Blackmore (author's profile)

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Observations... Not nice!

To all the morons and Jehovah's Witnesses (that's redundant, yes?) on DECEMBER 22 when we're all STILL HERE what will you do to sell your shit for muddy water afterwards? Nothing is going to end on 12/22/12...well...

Can I make a suggestion?!?:
ALL OF YOU MORONS PLEASE DRINK SOME CYANIDE LACED KOOL-AID 12/21/12 BEFORE MIDNITE & go out Jim Jones style. Save us the trouble of LAUGHING AT YOUR SORRY GULLIBLE MORON ASSES FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.

AFTER all, if you're right you'll be dead by midnite and whatever pain is involved with this Mayan-death thingy, will skip by you. PLUS on 12/22 the rest of us won't have the PAIN OF HAVING YOU DUMBSHITS around any more. It's called 'Survival of the fittest' and it doesn't always mean physical fitness either.

You are too stupid to pass Go, too stupid to collect $200.00, you are a Moron. You have no right to be here.

IF you find this blog amusing, you may NOT be a moron. If you are offended because you JUST KNOW 12/21/12 means Mayan/Jehovah Lunatic Death Day, you ARE a moron. Stop reading, head to EBay to buy your ticket out and send me all of your money and valuables. I am NOT Mayan or Jeohvah's Lunatic...I will be here 12/22 and a LONG time afterwards. So you'll be dead & not needing funds. I won't be dead, I need funds.

The CDCR accepts checks, money orders, Western Union & Jpay. Thanx!! - Andy.

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arcadiaego Posted 10 years ago. ✓ Mailed 10 years ago   Favorite
I've got to admit I'm curious as to why this issue bothers you so much? I mean, sure I can understand thinking these people are stupid but your feelings seem to be a bit stronger than that! Just wondering if there's any particular reason?

Best wishes, Elizabeth-Anne.

Andy Blackmore Posted 9 years, 11 months ago.   Favorite
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arcadiaego Posted 9 years, 11 months ago. ✓ Mailed 9 years, 11 months ago   Favorite
Hi Andy, thanks for your reply! I understand how these things can be frustrating - I feel the same sometimes. Thanks for the holiday wishes - it is very cold here in the UK at the moment and I am wrapped up in a duvet typing this. Brr.

Fingers crossed for that Ferrari! :D

Elizabeth-Anne

Andy Blackmore Posted 9 years, 11 months ago.   Favorite
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arcadiaego Posted 9 years, 10 months ago. ✓ Mailed 9 years, 9 months ago   Favorite
Hi Andy,

Thanks for your reply - I'm so sorry it has taken me a while to send another message to you; it's been very busy for me lately.

Actually apparently global warming means the UK will get colder and wetter. Typical.

Quilt would be quite an old fashioned word here! I don't think we use comforter at all.

To be honest, I don't have any nicknames, they remind me of when I was a child which is a bit awkward when you're 28. :D But you can call me something else if you want. ;)

I don't watch Downton but I do love Doctor Who. I used to watch Last of the Summer Wine when I was a kid!

When My Ding a Ling was performed on UK TV they had an artist drawing behind him to illustrate very clearly that the song had NOTHING to do with anything naughty but was in fact a stick with bells on. Obviously.

Andy Blackmore Posted 9 years, 7 months ago.   Favorite
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