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Tobacco, You Eeeevil Sumbeyotch!!
11/11/12
You really have to love these here United States of Moronica; in such amazing places as Der state of Gah1 [swastika] Forhnya, Coloridiot and Smokington (CA, CO and WA for you newbies) I can legally take up a spliff while watching my kids' soccer game. I can go to special stores and Bogart beer-bong hits of Cush while the local fuzz smile and laugh right along with me!
For what it's worth, I can even legitimately teach my kids about the legend of the zig-zag man while rolling fatties and chillin' to Cheech & Chong albums.
BUT...
If I so much as light a cigarette... a good old fashioned Marlboro Red within 2000 feet of ANYTHING IN EXISTENCE, I am ruled a leper, a horrible, evil and disgusting deviant of society whose sole existence MUST be criminal. People will cough, gag, butt-in, pretend they were dying, or even worse. This part is so stupid it shows exactly just HOW MORONIC society has become.
THANK GOD we have the miracle - side - effect - free gift - to - the - universe: blunder - blust "Marijuana"!!! IT CURES EVERYTHING! And as opposed to cigarettes which all cause cancer, disease, doom, nuclear disaster, genital bubonic plague, unwanted teen pregnancy and oh so much more(!!) NOT GOOD old-fashioned Marijuana! It solves all problems perfectly.
That call it "DOPE" for a reason people!!
Happy - Doobie - Thoughts!
Andy
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I have typed a few of your letters now and wow I can you have a far out sense of humour. It will help you in life to get through the hard times.
Keep writing!
Toni from England