A BRIEF HISTORY OF SHIRLEYWORLD - The Madness Journals
Chapter VIII

Well it did not take too long before Lt. Whirlwind began to engage in her campaign of retaliation in regards to the fact that men here at this shit-hole spoke 'truth to power' on May 23, 2013, when Representative Benjamin Swan visited the prison. Lt. Whirlwind approached one of the presenters of the even with Swan, Fish, and told him how his cell 'was not in compliance with prison policy'. Now to the untrained eye this may not seem significant, but it is. It is not the job of a $80,000.00 lieutenant to seek prisoners out on the walkway to enforce cell decorum compliance. This is Lt. Whirlwind's way to get at Fish, to shake him up, but he is a strong man with stronger convictions. His goodness will overpower her evil. Whirlwind, with full devil horns eminating steam, made Fish follow her back to his cell (or cage as I like to call it). She then committed a serious error in judgement: she went into the cell with another prisoner = this is a major policy violation. Screws are supposed to ask you to 'step out' when they enter your cell, not 'step in' as Whirlwind did. She had to do this so she could verbally attempt to intimidate Fish. She told him, "You're 'on board' with everything else going on around here so you better get on board with this!". She cracked her pointed satan tail like whip and exited the building like Elvis. Message sent, but rest assured the good men who support Fish will help him respond. We will not be silenced!!!

The Water Bottle Police, The Cardboard Box Task Force and the Vent Covering Squad were so busy ferreting our gatoraide bottles, copy paper boxes, and pieces of paper blocking stale air that they missed brewing gang violence. Two days of fights here (six men this morning and a few yesterday) have made their focus seem even more foolish. The madness employed by Deputy Denied-Oh in ruining programs and building operations has allowed men the time to engage in anti-social behaviour. Nature abhors a vacuum, she will fill it no matter how, and Deputy Denied-Oh's vacuum is being filled with drug & alcohol use, tattoo art, gambling, and now escalating gang violence. She closes the school and library. She shuts down prisoner run programming (Smart Recovery ran here for six years before Deputy Denied-Oh came in and summarily rejected it-Spanish Fathers Group was shut down as well as Spanish Toastmaster) while ordering that men be kicked out of the library on the weekends it is not their 'movement'. The streets of the commonwealth will soon hold the foolishness of this evil administrator. The killers she has created will be unleashed into the neighborhoods. They won't be weiling water bottles or cardobard bozes-trust me!

I confronted Deputy Denied-Oh and Captain Cowardly about the 'Toilet Paper Strike Force'. You see if you dare ask for a roll of toilet roll, which by law they must provide, and push the issue, you will be subjected to a cell search. If someone else on your block asks they will shake down the entire unit. Now please get this straight: you ask for toilet paper and they round up 15 guards to shake down your unit in revenge. Lt. Whirlwind, Captain Cowardly, Sgt. Messy-Her, and CO Little Chicken will toss your meager possessinos all in an effort to stop you from asking them to get off of their fat asses to get shit paper! This is todays corrections - the 'toughest beat in the state' as the union states. Do you know what Denied-Oh said, 'I don't want to hear about toilet paper but we cannot allow men to hoard it.' Hoard toilet paper? are you shitting me? This is her concern? Yesterday men fought with weapons, not toilet paper. Yesterday they closed to school building and men returned to their units with 'idle time' on their hands. Idle hands are the devil's workshop: they are Deputy Denied-Oh's workshop. Failed rehabilitation equals future correctional jobs. That is the plan! NEVER be fooled: this MADNESS is planned. It is job security. Satan smiles his crooked smile as water bottles are siezed!

Last week they actually assembled a real live 'Water Bottle Task Force.' They put together 15 'super slueths' to go into unit A-2 at 10:PM in the evening. They work the men up, pushed a huge trash cart from cell to cell, and went in and took empty water bottles. They had about $750,000.00 in yearly payroll on this Task Force. Your tax payer dollars pay for the Water Bottle elite while your kids are denied a proper college education. That same evening they had to close some activities here at the prison due to 'understaffing'. They Bay State has the highest staffing ratio in the nation, but they want more of your money so they can nap in the school building, have sex in the gym office and bring in vodka in spring water bottles.

The fights on Friday, in which two lame-ass guards faked they got injured so that they could go out on paid IA (Industrial Accident) leave (one was laughing out loud after the altercation about the windfall), resulted in the guards getting exactly what they wanted: the chance to spread their propaganda. i always try to look at the bright side of things and the bright side of this was that layabout guards had to stand out in the pouring rain all day as they 'slow-rolled' chow for 1000 prisoners. They downside is that the union MCOUFU or Mass. Cowards Organized and United to Fuck You (the taxpayer), will say they need more guards (the 2.2 to 1 prisoner guard ratio is not enough) to run the prison. They will have to supply them 'nap' pillows and sleeping spots will be sold in here like condos. Don't believe the hype. Most cons want education and job training but the DOC is not in that business. They are in the recidivism business = job security!

Deputy Denied-Oh told my friend Joe Lab, who was awarded the Bronze Star w/ V for Valor and the Purple Heart, that he could not speak as scheduled at the Memorial Day remembrance here. The reason: because Joe helped organize the meeting with the State Representative Benjamin Swan and spoke his mind there. Boy did she fuck up. We are getting a lot of interest from media sourced to cover the story. The following story, from Joe Lab himself, explains the situation.

More to come.....