April 29, 2017

Long Johns In Prison

by Harlan Richards (author's profile)

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HARLAN RICHARDS

April 24, 2017

Long Johns in Prison

I'm not talking about thermal underwear which are referred to as Long Johns. I'm talking about the pastry called Long Johns. For people in the real world, if they get a hankering for a Long John (or any other pastry), they just go to the donut shop, deli, or grocery store and pick some up. Or for the more creative and ambitions, they make their own. Not so in prison.

The prison staff decided to sell Long Johns next month as a fund raiser. The funds will be used to buy a service dog for the City of Stanley Police Department. Why that little one-horse town needs a dog is beyond me, but I don't get to choose what fund raiser profits go toward so I guess it's not for me to worry about.

When I read the notice about the Long Johns, I thought that was pretty nice and started looking forward to placing my order. Some guys have such a small amount of money, especially after the new deductions policies for restitution and court costs took effect, that they must start saving up a month ahead of time in order to be able order the Long Johns. When you make only $5 or #10 every two weeks, the $4.00 cost of Long Johns is a major purchase which must be budgeted for.

What the fund raiser made me realize once again is how bizarre the life is that prisoners lead compared to what it's like in the real world. What is considered normal in here would be looked upon with disbelief out there. Sure, we can expect North Korea or Syria to have limited options but to live each day under a state-created scarcity makes no sense at all. There are thousands of capable, diligent people in prison who could (and would if given the opportunity) be productive, earning members of society—even while in prison. But our prison system is set up to keep prisoners in penury no matter how talented or capable they are. They know that money is power and the poorer they make the prisoners and scarcer the chance for obtaining amenities is, the better they can control them.

Prison is not about changing people or improving them. It's about providing well-paying jobs with benefits for members of society. To release deserving individuals from prison is to jeopardize those jobs.

We could have Long Johns all the time if the prison officials chose to let us have them. And we could have enough income to afford them on a regular basis if the prison officials chose to let us earn that much. But alas, we can't so I'll just be grateful for the chance to buy Long Johns for the first time in decades.

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Ajj13 Posted 6 years, 10 months ago. ✓ Mailed 6 years, 10 months ago   Favorite
Hello Harlan. I read your blog posts and really enjoyed them. My name is Alyssa and I am asking a few people on the betweenthebars.org blogs some questions for my own research and was wondering if you would answer them if you felt like it. What are ways that some men deal with missing women in prison? Do you think men change not being around women? If so in what ways? How do you think this affects them when they are released? How do men deal with their "needs"? Do you think men become more reserved or dont know how to deal with a womens "touch" when released? ;) I just want to hear your input on this out of curiosity. Speak your mind. You don’t have to hold back. Nothing will offend me. Haha. I would love to maybe see a blog post about this too. Thank you. Hope to hear back soon:)

I would love to see you post more blogs often as well!

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